Greetings, Luttville blog readers. Janet writing.

If you’ve found yourself here then you, like I, have something missing in your life. Unlike you, I know what I am missing: cigarettes.

I’ve been tasked with updating Luttville’s website with occasional pieces about amusing day-to-day happenings here at the medical center in order to “engage a younger audience,” according to the brief.

*exhales without the ecstasy of smoke*

A patient entered the office yesterday concerned about a mysterious growth, which appeared on her chin overnight. Though confidentiality prohibits me from disclosing the patient’s name, I am able to report…amusingly…that the patient had fallen asleep on the couch after indulging in a sweet snack, and the chocolate covered peanut pretzel will not be an ongoing medical issue.

Stay tuned.